If You Wanna Be Happy...
On the topic of male oink oink, my friend showed me this song and I have to admit, it's not bad! Pretty catchy too! I've posted the lyrics since I can't just distribute mp3s can I?
If You Wanna Be Happy
By Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
BTW, this is posted on www.theromantic.com. I've no clue why a song like this is considered a love song, but hey, maybe that's why I'm not a romantic and am left to me lonely self. But would my wife really want me to sing a song about how ugly she is? I'd try, but she'll prolly be gone by the 2nd verse....
If You Wanna Be Happy
By Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
BTW, this is posted on www.theromantic.com. I've no clue why a song like this is considered a love song, but hey, maybe that's why I'm not a romantic and am left to me lonely self. But would my wife really want me to sing a song about how ugly she is? I'd try, but she'll prolly be gone by the 2nd verse....
posted by whoami at 9:56 PM
2 Comments:
Hey, this song has been my favourite song since the first time I ever heard it, and that was back when I was 11, Chicks don't dig being called ugly, but ever since I was very little, I've been picked on, so I grew up believing I was truely ugly (I still kinda think that), but you know, this song gave me hope when I heard it, it gave me hope that, I too can someday get married. So I've loved this song ever since!
Wow, I didn't even realize there were comments to this page till I properly reenabled comment notification/forwarding... But yeah, although I prolly wasn't picked on as bad as some others, I can still imagine the pain. Just wanted to say I truly admire your strength and attitude :)
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